A Partial List of Good Baby Names
Being 20 years old, straddling my teenage years and my coming independence, most of my friends are between being babies and having babies. As such, babies have been on my mind lately. Anyway, as a service to anyone reading who might have a baby inside them, here’s a list of interesting, tragically underused baby names I’ve compiled. Using any of these names will keep you interested in your new baby for weeks to come.
1. Chuckles
2. Bigger
3. Brutus
4. Welterweight
5. Mandrake
6. Celtic
7. Sephiroth
8. Namby-Pamby
9. Scenter
10. Keokuk
11. Shellac
12. Alynga
13. Baseball
14. Shoeshine
15. Rumpus
16. Piddle
17. Up-Down
18. Riddle
19. Molson
20. Pragga
21. Lipper
22. Underdog
23. Jazon
24. Listerine
25. Peepers
26. Boneyard
27. Slippy
28. Fallout
29. Colossus
30. Shipshape
31. Melonballer
32. Portuguese
33. Topikal
34. Blandring
35. Sudafed
36. Midnight
37. Lewisn’t
38. Trampol
39. Darth
40. Splatter
41. Binding
42. Catapult
These are free for anybody to use, for only $50 per name ($40 if used as a middle name).
Aha! I am the first to comment on this post! None can comment before me!
P.S. Those babies freak me out… good thing I work at a nursery.
y dont u have more kids??!!!
what the hell is wrong with you….a person who would name their child any one of these names must really hate their kid.
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omg…..
are you on crack lady???
one whoever would name their kid those names is retarded.two why would they pay you???
you need help.
hey are all of them your kids or WAT???
These are the worst baby names ever. If I want my kid to be murdered by children on the playground then I would pick these names. You are on crack. Good job.
omg
i agrree
there is a reason those names are underused
and the one that jumped out at me that made me realize you are on crack was
Up-down
who in the world would name there kid that
Lady get some pro help you must be mentely ill coz no one will eva name their kids dows names coz its just stupid. Get help quick!
Oh and dont no one will eva say you for these names coz its just a waste me time and money!
Oh and no one will eva pay you for these names coz its just a waste of time and money!
i think jazon is the only good name i would use
but i def won’t
omg ……
who would call there name that wot u on !!
my friend named her kid the worst name ever!!!! even worse than all of these!! his name is doogan. poor kid
Hey!
Those names are sooooo wierd! What people above are saying is REAL mean! but you gotta agree those are effin stupid names! Worse than my confusing name! Im nadia lina. lina isnt my last my last name it is my second given name. (like mary-kate). everyone thinks its my middle or last name because there is no hyphon in it. but, i still LOVE my name! My mum named me afta nadia comaneci (famous gymnast).
Instead, why not name someone a name like the popular ones but a lil different? like Kimmy or Linn
OMG i thought they were dog names at first………thats just sad!
have you tards never heard of JOKES? Thats what these are…
ha!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
what a cute babies
aiibabies face r same……………………..
LOL I’m thinking Mandrake Piddle for my next, or maybe Celtic Splatter…
wow! some people have no sense of humor!!
if you read the novel native son you’ll find the name bigger is already taken and you might owe money for using it here.i mean i wont tell but the rest of these people who have commented might think they should, for the reward and all…
Yesssss, get a grip everybody. This is humor…….no one in their right mind would ever use these names for their childred. This is all in great humor!!
what is wrong with some of you people this seems to be a joke! you really need to lighten up! this is humour!
awe, those babies are sooooo cute and im just 10
people those names are somethin i’d name my dog!!!!!!!!!!
camilly
that was hlarious i luaghed the whole time!!! thanks for that
wtf
sweet babies i love them
sweet babies
I HAVE A FRIEND WHO SERIOUSLY LIKES THE NAME “TOILETE” FOR A GIRL AND GET THIS THERE LAST NAME IS PARTE’ LIKE PARTY! SO BASICLY SHE’D BE TOILET PARTY! ID SAY THAT IS THE WORST SO FAR THAT IVE HEARD….AND UNLIKE THIS LIST WAS NOT MEANT TO GET LAUGHS!