Star Wars-Themed Yo Mamma Jokes
These were written by Nick, Roger, and myself.
-Yo mamma so fat, she’s like an AT-AT, as opposed to the smaller, more maneuverable AT-ST scout transport!
-Yo mamma so fat, many Bothan spies died to bring her her dinner!
-Isn’t yo mamma a little short for a stormtrooper?
-Yo mamma so fat, she fell to the dark side, and kept falling!
-Yo mamma so ugly, she’s a scruffy-looking nerf-herder!
-Yo mamma so fat, she’s no moon, she’s a space station!
-Yo mamma so wretched and scummy and villanous that we must be cautious!
-Yo mamma far too trusting. We’ll deal with her rebel friends soon enough.
-Yo mamma so fat, the odds against not finding her fat are approximately 3,720 to 1!
-Yo mamma so old, she fell to the dark side and couldn’t get up!
-Yo mamma so slutty, she let me fuck her! I am your father!
-Yo mamma so fat, she’s got the death sentence on 12 systems!
-Yo mamma so weak-minded, I got her to take me to Jabba without using a jedi mind trick!
-Yo mamma so fat, she chew on power cables like a mynock!
-Yo mamma. Powerful jedi was she. Powerful jedi.
-Yo mamma look strong enough to pull the ears off a gundark!
this may be my favorite thing so far. i’d end the powerful jedi one before the last sentence. after all the insults, just her being a powerful jedi is awesome.
Very well.
this is so stupid i dont no wy any person would want to go to
i was just kidding sorry???!!!!!!
dude i admit some r funny but al whole lot are lame as fuck!
Yo jokes suck ass
you so dumb yo jokes are retarted
these jokes are stupid they should be said differently
your mamma so fat jabba the hut said DAMN!!!!!!
YO MAMA’S SO STUPID SHE SPENT THE WHOLE DAY SAYING ” I AM NOT ” TO R-2 !!!
Yo mama’s so dumb she thought that a lightsaber was low in fat
Yo mama’s so dumb she thought that a lightsaber was low in fat
Yo mama so stupid, she cant keep up with the forecast for cloud city
you guys watch too many star wars robot chicken episodes
you guys watch too many star wars robot chicken episodes
you forgot this one
yo momas so stupid, she thoght jar-jar came with pickles-pickles
and this
Yo momas so stupid Ben Kanobi said “thats no moon, thats yo moma!”
this too
Yo momas so ugly, she put the ugly in ugnought
Hey, I loved your site, great idea to post all those jokes for everybody to use when they need a good yo momma joke. If you think you’re up to it, check out MTV’s yo momma page at http://yomomma.tv/ring/ and try battling people around the country. Show them what a real yo momma joke is really all about!
yo mamma so fat she crashed with an AT-AT and the AT-AT changed course
yo mamma so fat she changes the gravitational force when she leaves earth for the capital of the Empire.
yo mamma is so fat that your dad is still stuck between the legs.
yo mamma is so fat that your dad is still stuck between the legs.
what the hell is this stuff like i love wendeys and yha these jokes are lame!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
what the hell is this stuff like i love wendeys and yha these jokes are lame!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Actually, you’ll notice these predate the Robot Chicken episode. Check out the date on the site http://www.adultswim.com/shows/robotchicken/stuff/rcsw/
Yo mama so fat she was put on the oposite side of a scale to jabba and jabba went flying into heaven!
Yo Momma Is sOOO Fat Jabba the hut was ik damn!!!!
Yeah, sorry, these really aren’t funny. At all.
yeah i agree with tunny this are LAME sorry
hey you know what’s funny this is yo momma so ugly when she was born her mom said what a treasure and her dad said yeah let’s burry her
HA HA HA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
When your momma gave birth the dotctor slaped her insted of you he slaped her witha lifesaver.
hey you all are fucking ass holes all yeah yo mommas are all gay with sex
fuck me at number 1815 928 8241 ask for colin
not real number ha ha
the jokes suck dick
rachel the 4 i want you call me you have my number 3 up
-Yo Momma’s so fat, George Lucas asked her to play Jaba
-Yo Momma’s so huge, Chewy wouldn’t play Dijaric with her. He was afraid to get HIS arms ripped off
-Yo Momma’s so weak minded she Mind Trick’s herself!
-Yo Momma’s so fat, Vader could have used her to plug the vent in the Death Star and had plenty left over!
-Yo Momma stinks so much, Ton-tons avoid her
-Yo Momma’s so fat, when she bent over, Luke tried to sink two proton torpedo’s in her reactor vent
-Yo Momma’s so fat, C3PO said ‘I don’t think this ground is entirely stable.”
-Yo Momma’s so ugly, a Rancor wouldn’t mate with her
Yo Mamma So Fat even Jabba The Hut Said Damn
Yo Mamma So Ugly She put the Ug in Ugnaught
LoL
Yo Mama so ugly, not even vader’s suit would help her
Yo Mama so fat, vader have to use arms to strangle her with force
i would say yo mamas so fat that joba da hut said damm
Yo Mammas so Hairy the only language she speaks is WOOKIE.
good site zlkapg
yo momma is so stupid she thought jar jar came with pickle pickkles
oh yeah yo mama so fat she caused the death star
yo mama so ugly she makes palptine look beutiful
yo mama is so fat the millenium falcon tryed to fly around her and ran out of fuel
yo mama so ugly she ran bounty hunters out of buisnes
yo mama so fat they need the rebls and empire to move her
Yo Mamma’s so stupid she went to bangkok to get a TIE-Fighter!
Yo Mamma’s so ugly even boba fett ran away!
Yo Mamma’s so fat, George Lucas asked her to play the death star!
that jar jar pickle pickles joke is from robot chicken
yo mammas so fat ben konobi said thats no moon that yo mamma
yo mammas so dumb she spent all night saying are not to R2
yo mammas so dumg she thougt jar jar came with pickles pickles
yo mammas so fat jabba the hut said damn
yo mammas so ugly she put th ug in ugnaut
all your fucking mommas suck dick and are all bushy ass holes If your momms 24 25 26 27 28 29 or 30 Ill stick my big white hairy dick up her throat ya hear me sluts i just got a bonner ilike porn so fuck me lesbians now ar else ill suck hairy pussy right now
yo momma is so dum she thought jaja beans comes with pickle plickles
i cant believe the comment by ‘gy’, he clearly missed the jar-jar binks reference. he’s as stupid as his fat promiscuous momma.
yo mamma so stupid she spent all day saying” am, not” to R2!
Try thinking of ones not from robot chicken.
Yo momma so ugly even the force wouldn’t penetrate her!
Yo momma so fat it took two cranes to turn her over to the dark side.
Yo momma soo stupid she thought ewoks was a website for chinese cooking
yo moma is soo fat she made jabba the hut say wooooooooooooooooooooooahhhhhhhh(means me likely)
to ricky1987, the joke would have been better if you said, “yo mama is so ugly, even the force wouldnt penatrate her”
also I have several more.
yo mama is so ugly, she lost a beauty contest to Jabba the Hutt
yo mama is so fat, there’s a reason the gungans lived underwater after she visited naboo.
yo mama is so stupid, kenobi didn’t need to wave his fingers to pass
vader’s mama is so black when she went to open-space school, the admiral in charge marked her absent.
yo mama is so dumb, she bet on seboba, after his pod racer exploded.
yo mama is so dumb, that when the emperor said “unlimited power!” she thought she no longer had to pay her electric bill.
and though she was paying the electric bill earlier, yo mama is so poor and stupid, she didn’t notice she was actually living in a cave on tattooine
oh and sorry, ricky1987, i thought that was a fat joke. guess i’m so stupid, i get fat and ugly jokes confused. but still,
yo mama is so fat, and yo papa so dumb, that he could have sworn that tattooine had a forth sun
yo mama is so stupid, that when she saw Leia get a sht from the med droid, she thought that she had rabies.
yo mama is so hairy, people swore she spoke wookie
yo mama is so dumb, she tried to line up a squad of clone troopers in alphabetical order.
yo mama is so dumb, that when professors looked at Jarjar, then at her, and back at him, they kept on awarding him a PhD in any major he didn’t get one in yet.
yo mama is so dumb, she thought that the empire is stationed in Romulus III.
yo mama is so ugly, vader started using a picture of her when he got tired of choking admirals.
yo mama is so dumb, she thought that darth maul is a new store for the sith to shop in
yo mama is so dumb, she thought the mellenium falcon was a thousand-year old bird
yo mama is so dumb she thought that a kessel is a dog, and she also thought that Han Solo actually made it run a distance of 39.12 lightyears (12 parsecs)
yo mama so fat even jabba the hutt said “damm!”
ret really has a lot of bad things to say about moms so look at it