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X-CentriX

Google has changed everything.

I thought “X-CentriX” would be a good title for something. I thought it was too ridiculous, that no one could have thought of it before. That no one could be so retarded.

But look:

At least no one else thought of capitalizing the second “x.”

P.S. X-Centric is for the man who lives impulsively. A unique mix of angel and devil, charm and playfulness. He lives in a world of wonder, excitement and impulse, a world where perfection is not supreme, a world where wit is king. Contains Cypress, Clary Sage, Grapefruit, Cardamom, Cinnamon, Nutmeg, Green Leaves, Freesia, Lotus, Cedar Wood, Guaiac Wood, Patchouli, Amber, Musk, Sandalwood.

Improv 401 Graduation Show

Notarile
Featuring: Keith Bethea, John Haskell, Dan Hodapp, Lisa Kleinman, George LaFlare, Matt Nedostup, Kathalina Nunez


Dry Your Eyes
Featuring: Stacy Antoville, Michael Capristo, Elihu Dietz, Arthur Meyer, Chris Principe, Raphael Sznajder, Dede Tabak

Natt Medostup

Here are some unflattering anagrams of my name:

Utmost Pedant
A Donut Tempts
Panted to Smut
Matt Outspend

And some I like:

Standup Totem
Mutant Despot
Standout Temp
Matt Stupendo

Please use them only for good.

I Got a Microphone

I got a microphone. For details click here.