This is listing I found on eGo-Out.com, a popular dating website. The user was listed as LonelyMan0.
Hello, ladies only.
My name is Stam, and my last name is withheld. I would very much like to date one among you. I am a man who spends his time alone, although I am not lonely, and I would very much like one among you to spend time alone with me. Here are my personal facts:
-My name is Stam.
-I have five interests, which include sleeping, films, movies, and cutting shapes out of paper.
-I live alone, am a bachelor, and live alone in a bachelor apartment.
-I have no pets of any kind.
-My favorite beverage is to drink tea.
-I have a television, but no antenna.
-When I feel inclined, I enjoy to apply friction along the shaft of my penis until a substance emits.
-I like pottery.
-I am irate without coffee in the morning (just kidding).
-I am alone.
If we were to date, I would prefer to do things together with you. Each of these things would be:
-to drive your car
-to dance toward you
-to sit upon a romantic location with you
-to discover we are eating the same strand of noodle
-to look at the television with you
-to whisper sweet nothings in your ear with you
-to borrow your money with you
-to get to business… in the bedroom with you
If this sounds like the description of a man you would like, then I have good news: it is my description. My name is Stam. If you are interested in wooing me, then please contact me through this website within the next week (I have already purchased flowers).
I love you,
Stam
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