Talking to Myself

Well, BODYs and GHOULS, laDIES and gentleMOAN, it’s HELLoween, the SCAREiest FRIGHT of the FEAR! So GHOST-BONE (postpone) your prEVILous enGOUGEments, put on your GHOST FRIGHTening GHOSTume, and get DEADy tOOOOooooOOOO TRICK or TREAT!

If GORE (you’re) like me, then ROAR (you’re) proBATly CHILLED with exFRIGHTment at the iDEAD of HalloWEIRD – the SPOOKY decoRATions, the gRAPE pARRRRties, and of GOREse, all the BLOOD BLOOD (good food): BRUTE punch, pumpKILL seeds, and DEVILicious canDIE! It’s all too MUNCH fun!

HOWLoween is DEADfinitely my SLAYvorite holiDANGER, so toFRIGHT, you’ll find me BEHEADing out into the sTREATs of TARANTULA for HISSchief and SCARYment! If you see me, SLAY HELLo! And DISMEMBER:

HAG A BATTY HELL-O-MEAN!

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I don’t know if it’s an e-faux pas to post the text of spam you receive, but I had to share this one. I’m not sure if it makes no sense, or I just don’t understand big business talk.

From: uelcnmcirbef@bikerstash.com
Subject: U.S. troops to bolster
Date: October 26, 2006 3:27:17 PM EDT
To: matt@talkingtomyself.net

We are living in a time of resource, and those with the
natural resources are those with the power and money.
gold, oil, belongings; all at record highs. It’s where you need to be.
Our next feature has reach that position, and is now
starting heavy weight promotion to let everyone know it.

This company is none other than AUNI. AUNI is specialized
in mineral wealth ventures. An incredible revelation is
coming out of the company and will be backed up with a
smashing publicity blitz.

—
AUNI . OB
Cap: 92.85M
—

After a slight pullback on Wednesday, we are certain to see
a soar of over 300% over the next week. There is no
reason you should reject yourself to benefit from a big
break. Don’t let this one pass by.

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I drew this in a religious ecstasy the other day, although it turned out later I’d just eaten some bad rice pudding.

The Trinity

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Here’s another comic straight out of my sketchbook. You know, I’m pretty productive when I don’t set goals for myself.

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