Philosophical Questions
These might be a bit tough for you, but keep in mind I’ve got 3 years of philosophical education under my belt. Just try your best.
- You notice how you never get used to the new year until, like, September? But then, you never quite get over it, do you? So there’s a little bit of your mind that still thinks it’s every year you’ve lived through?
- You’re just, like, sitting there, staring into space, and then suddenly you realize something you’d never thought of before. Anything like that ever happen to you?
- If God’s supposed to be a shepherd, then aren’t all of his followers just sheep? Baaaa, baaaa!
-How come you park on a driveway, and drive on a parkway?
-How do you know if your world is real, or just a dream created for you by an evil genius? Or worse yet, a vampire?
-I heard about this guy who quit smoking after 20 years, and then, on his way to the store to buy nicotine gum, he got hit by a car. Makes you think, doesn’t it?
-You know when you see a creepy hobo on the bus? Well, what if he sees you as crazy, and himself as normal? Who’s to say who’s right? I mean, of course you’re right, but still: who’s to say?
-Did you ever notice how “live” spelled backwards is “evil?”
-Get a friend, and one of you lie on the floor, with the other sitting by their head. Then stare at each other’s faces upside-down for a few minutes, focusing intently on the eyes. After a while, it should look like the other person’s eyes are right-side up, in their upside-down face. Isn’t that fucked up?!
-Why?
