yo mama is so hairy, people swore she spoke wookie

yo mama is so dumb, she tried to line up a squad of clone troopers in alphabetical order.

yo mama is so dumb, that when professors looked at Jarjar, then at her, and back at him, they kept on awarding him a PhD in any major he didn’t get one in yet.

yo mama is so dumb, she thought that the empire is stationed in Romulus III.

yo mama is so ugly, vader started using a picture of her when he got tired of choking admirals.

yo mama is so dumb, she thought that darth maul is a new store for the sith to shop in

yo mama is so dumb, she thought the mellenium falcon was a thousand-year old bird

yo mama is so dumb she thought that a kessel is a dog, and she also thought that Han Solo actually made it run a distance of 39.12 lightyears (12 parsecs)

yo mama is so fat, and yo papa so dumb, that he could have sworn that tattooine had a forth sun

yo mama is so ugly, she lost a beauty contest to Jabba the Hutt

yo mama is so fat, there’s a reason the gungans lived underwater after she visited naboo.

yo mama is so stupid, kenobi didn’t need to wave his fingers to pass

vader’s mama is so black when she went to open-space school, the admiral in charge marked her absent.

yo mama is so dumb, she bet on seboba, after his pod racer exploded.

yo mama is so dumb, that when the emperor said “unlimited power!” she thought she no longer had to pay her electric bill.

and though she was paying the electric bill earlier, yo mama is so poor and stupid, she didn’t notice she was actually living in a cave on tattooine

Yo momma so ugly even the force wouldn’t penetrate her!

Yo momma so fat it took two cranes to turn her over to the dark side.

Yo momma soo stupid she thought ewoks was a website for chinese cooking