Caitney’s Corner – The Top 10 Things that Make Me Want to Kill Myself
Hi, it’s Caitney. this is great. i haven’t had anywhere to post up these CRAZY thoughts I always think since those jerks at myspace deleted my account. so here are my top 10 pet peeves. if any of these apply to you, STOP IT!
1. Fat Couples
yuck! isn’t it bad enough that you’re ALIVE?! if i wanted to watch a couple of WHALES slobbering all over each other, i would go to sea world and then TEAR MY EYES OUT!!!!
2. My Friends
yeah guys, i know we’re BFFs and everything, but that doesn’t mean i want to see your faces EVERY WEEK!! i have other friends too, you know, and they don’t spend all their time WHINING about how i owe them money!
3. Teachers
you KNOW i’m never going to need to know any of this stuff!! so don’t take it out on ME just because you couldn’t get a better job!!! just let me pass and then we won’t have to deal with each other anymore. this goes DOUBLE for driver’s ed teachers
4. People on the Sidewalk
um… HELLO?! i’m trying to WALK here!!!
5. Myspace
look, i don’t speak your big evil company language, but it’s OBVIOUS we have different definitions of “fraud.” so why don’t you BACK OFF, because my dad’s a lawyer, and once he gets out of jail he’ll totally SUE YOU!!!!
6. People Who Don’t Vote
if you’re too lazy to exercise your friggin’ rights, DON’T WHINE when things turn out how you don’t want them to!!! HONESTLY, they shouldn’t even let these people WATCH American Idol!!!! !
7. My Parents
JEESUS CHRIST!! you act like i OWE you something all the time! listen, just leave me alone, and i’ll talk to you when i’m in college. OK?!?!?!
8. The Sound of People Breathing
EEEEEEEEEEEEEWWWW!!!!!!
9. Ugly Musicians
yeah. um… did you not get the memo? BECAUSE WE DON’T FRIGGIN CARE!!!!
10. Terrorists
GOD! I have enough crap to deal with without hearing about THIS GARBAGE on the news! I HATE MY LIFE!!!!!!!