Willie Mitchell – Java
Posted on April 19th, 2010 by Matt
Pangea 3000 – Best Friend Fun Party
Posted on March 15th, 2010 by Matt
A while back, my friends in the awesome sketch group Pangea 3000 asked me to appear in the video version of their sketch Best Friend Fun Party, and the results are in! This makes me very happy. Tell me what you think!
Mailing Instructions
Posted on March 11th, 2010 by Matt
…For more information on the AAPWDUPS (American Association of People Who Don’t Understand the Postal System) send a self-addressed stamped thingy to:
AAPWDUPS
c/o (your name here)
Care Of
145 Honeysuckle Road, 2832 Birch Lane
15th State (Kentucky) – Lexington Kentucky
Town of Lexington in Kentucky
13 Blackberry Drive
Zip Code
Attn mail carrier: Thank you.
Orlando, FL 32801
and put a stamp on it
Expect a reply in 6-47 weeks.
Hot Topic: Bioethics
Posted on August 22nd, 2009 by Matt
Today’s Hot Topic relates to the ethical concerns surrounding modern biology.
Is it ethical to genetically engineer dogs with little hoofs?
On the one hand, the benefits of having dogs with little hoofs instead of paws are obvious: it would be adorable. But what of the drawbacks?
Some say a dog with little hoofs like a cow’s or sheep’s would suffer leg pain, and difficulty walking on certain surfaces. Indeed, the consequences of having little cloven hoofs on a dog could never be known until one is actually created and allowed to live into adulthood in my house. It is entirely possible that it could all go horribly wrong.
On the other hand, there are those who say a dog with little hoofs that go clip-clop would have an unfair advantage over traditional dogs with paws, thus upsetting the balance of nature. These people argue a dog with tiny little hoofs would be faster and have more endurance, as well as heightened efficacy in scratching itself. In this case, the dog with cute little doggy hoofs might supercede normal dogs, rendering them extinct. But would the dogs of the world be happier with hoofs? Again, there’s only one way to know for sure.
What do you think? Let’s get a dialogue going.
